Claire's Tumblr.

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

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dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

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*avicii voice* so wake me up when high school’s over

amypuddles:

clara oswald goes weeks at a time without even seeing the doctor she describes him as her hobby she’s interested in dating and teaching and living independently

in no shape or form does her life revolve around him

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clamperl:

what type of currency do they use in outer space

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tennants-hair:

when i find myself in times of trouble

the 12th doctor comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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dennys:

conformitiesrebellion:

I could be running Dennys tumblr right now and none of you would know the difference

we would

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anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

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tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

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